If you’re looking for a good, sweet pup, keep looking. But if you want a vicious, fiercely loyal companion, Juliet the Hellhound is the perfect beast for you. When you wear our Hellhound charm, she’s sure to always be at hand, ready to drag your enemies off to their eternal reward. No matter what’s going on in your life, she’ll be right there to protect you, unseen yet waiting to eviscerate anyone at the stroke of midnight—and really, who doesn’t want that in a pet? 13/10, would not want to piss off this invisible doggo.
Best of all, a portion of proceeds from every Hellhound collar charm sold goes to help support Animal Allies. (It’ll help to restore your good karma.)