Let's get serious for a minute about Owlbear Conservation.
Sure, we know. Nobody has ever actually SEEN one. But over the years, we've all heard the myths about them. The legends. With all the reports of their huggy arms and stabby beaks, we feel confident that they must exist out there SOMEWHERE, and with earth's ecosystem in crisis we're sure they need our help. Luckily, a champion has risen to defend them. That champion is Wil Wheaton... and you.
Join Wil Wheaton in conserving the Owlbear! Join the Owlbear Conservation Society now and you'll get... well, you'll get this t-shirt. But you'll also get the knowledge that not only will you be helping conserve the great (and definitely not fictional) Owlbear, but you'll ACTUALLY be supporting the National Alliance on Mental Illness. NAMI, the nation’s largest grassroots mental health organization, advocates for those affected by mental illness, providing education and critical pathways to lifesaving support while helping shape national public policy to support mental health across America.
Even the Owlbear would support that. If it existed. Which it probably totally does.